DESCRIPTION

Are you reluctant to display your pasty chicken bones all summer' Columbia designed the High Pursuit Pant to keep you cool and to shield everyone else from those ridiculous appendages that you refer to as legs. The stretch fabric won't limit your range of motion, and Omni-Shade UPF protection will hold the melanoma at bay for another season. The High Pursuit Pant even has a zippered front pocket to keep your valuables safe in case you tip over from lack of leg weight.