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Your rifle-toting friends might not entirely approve of the environmentally friendly organic cotton in your Horney Toad Heston Pants, but you can just leave that part out when you're explaining to them why your legs have been looking so darn good recently. Instead, you can focus on the pants' ability to dry quickly and their touch of spandex that flexes ever-so-slightly as you walk. And when those same friends tell you that they want a pair of Hestons for themselves, well, you'll feel justified in replying that they can have yours when they pry them from your cold, dead legs.