DESCRIPTION

When your inebriated camp friends bet that you can't climb the limb-less pine, button up your Arborwear Timber Chamois Shirt and start the shimmying. With the pre-washed, soft-chamois cotton fabric you can cushion your bear-arms from the rough bark as you work up the sappy trunk one big hug at a time. Once you reach some branches fifty feet above, roll up your sleeves and take a break as you figure out how you're going to get down.